Saturday, September 24, 2011

I THANK YOU, ON BEHALF OF ALL YOUR MUSLIM BROTHER

PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER‏

10:41AM
 shanawaz ghanchi Add to contacts
To tholiya@hotmail.com, viralm007@gmail.com, menow@yahoogroups.com

DEAR SIR,
I REALLY APPRECIATE AND HONESTLY I RESPECT YOU MORE THAN BEFORE.
MY RESPONSE BELOW IN RED HILIGHTED.

RESPECTFULLY YOURS..

TO BE CONTINUED........


shanu


From: tholiya@hotmail.com
To: alishanu@hotmail.com; viralm007@gmail.com
Subject: RE: [menow] FW: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 22:56:49 +0530

Believe me it never occurred to me the way Mohammed name is used and Al allah is used. It is offending. I really regret and am removing it from posts in my group.DEAR SIR I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR RESPONSE YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME IT MAKES ME A GOOD INDIAN MUSLIM ONLY BECAUSE I RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS AND CANNOT TOLERATE ANY CRTICISM AGAINST ANY RELIGION. But If instead Dawood has a company....named Al Qaida ....will that be offending because that is what Dawood did in India and many terrorists do in Pakistan. 
Unfortunately many very respected names have been used very cheaply and hence it has lost its impact.I DO NOT SUPPORT THESE ORGANISATIONS  Other day I had gone to a shop to buy something and the shop keeper was on phone. He said to other party can I get that item in Ram Ram??? WHAT A SHAME !  THESE ARE ACTUALLY ANTI SOCIAL ELIMENTS AND SHAOULD BE REPORTED when I asked him he said that means in their parlance without bill/ tax evaded.What a use of name of RAM?? Similarly Jain scrap merchant against whom I had once complained to police having shop name of Jain god. And as you know Jain gods relinquished their kingdom for truth,non violence,humanity etc.. And here is person doing business in his name and indulging in buying stolen material. TO BE VERY FRANK MY FORE FATHERS SAID NEVER KEEP A CHILD'S NAME WHICH IS OF GODS OR HIS MESSANGERS THEY WERE SO TRUE. Same way god name are used for ladies bar, for naming children who finally may become politicians or criminals but still flaunt their name as names of god.INDIA IS A RELIGIOUS COUNTRY DEVINE NAMES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED FOR SUCH BUSINESSES  So in routine life we have stopped realizing that this revered name should not be used this way. I FULLY AGREE WITH YOU 

But thanks for drawing my attention to such misuse.Hence forth also I will be careful. I THANK YOU,  ON BEHALF OF ALL YOUR MUSLIM BROTHER HOOD FOR YOUR HONEST REPLY ...
 
RESPECTFULLY YOURS.
 
SHANU..

Thanks and Regards,
Alok Tholiya


From: alishanu@hotmail.com
To: tholiya@hotmail.com; viralm007@gmail.com; menow@yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: [menow] FW: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 10:19:16 -0400

DEAR SIR ,
THANKS FOR YOUR PORMPT RESPONSE.
MY COMMENTS BELOW ARE HI-LITED IN RED.



shanu


From: tholiya@hotmail.com
To: alishanu@hotmail.com; viralm007@gmail.com
Subject: RE: [menow] FW: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:46:49 +0530


Dear Shanu,

I have not made this mail. 
I did not read this mail in detail. SIR YOU SHOULD HAVE READ IT  Pl. come to my office once and u will realise I receive more then 3 to 4 hundred mails. I DO NOT LIVE IN INDIA BUT I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU I found in this mail a content of humor. So I forwarded. THIS IS YOUR SECOND MISTAKE
If u say it is anti Muslim then pl. give me example of same so I can send apology to my group readers who r from all walks of life and it is not a saffronist or fanatic or cheap forum. 
4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited ( DEAR SIR THESE NAMES ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO HURT MUSLIM SENTIMENTS)
For that matter u may send a good joke on me/ my community or people and u will find it cleared. I RESPECT YOU / YOUR COMMUNITY AND YOUR PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO ME I M A PROUD INDIAN MUSLIM.
U may send any good human work of any community or nation ( be it Muslim/ Pakistan ) and same u will find on my group. 

One example would be enough: laloo whom I have opposed time and again specially before last elections is apple of eye of my digambar jains community. AS a the then railway minister He gave new railway station to us near our pilgrimage, he made superfast trains stop on another small railway station Mahavirji on our peoples request. I gave extra ordinary support to our community against another rival faction when he was a CM. 
I don't have consideration for all this so far he has done big scam, not done anything to improve Bihar, not done anything worth to poor and down trodden. 

However It is ur choice to not to receive my mails and therefore u may unsubscribe as links are given on groups mail. But do reply to me with text which r anti Muslim as at least I can be careful next time . INFECT I HAD NEVER SUBSCRIBED I USE TO GET YOUR MAIL IN MY JUNK BOX, I FOUND YOUR POSTINGS INTERESTING SO I STARTED MOVING INTO MY IN BOX..

I have tried to read again but find incidentally Pakistan has Muslim names and there r Muslims everywhere.
 
 
 But the humors is  not on Muslims or their names r dragged with some motive. DEAR SIR WE ARE ALREDY HEART BROKEN YOU WHAT IS MUSLIMS POSITION IN OUR COUNTRY.
 The comment is on Pakistan which encourages violence. And Pakistan has to do a lot for its image and for its people so that such jokes r not made. I FULLY AGREE WITH YOU, INFACT I M THE PERSON WHO WILL NEVER AGREE ANY KIND OF SETTELMENT TRUST ME, TODAY MUSLIM WORLD IS BLAMED/ NAMED AS TERRORIST IT ONLY BECAUSE OF PAKISTAN.

Still I have no reservation to say I regret this mail if it has hurt anyone's sentiments. IT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR ME THAT YOU RESPONDED TO MY MAIL.

Thanks and Regards,
Alok Tholiya
THANKS,
RELIGIOUSLY YOURS
 
SHANU

From: alishanu@hotmail.com
To: menow@yahoogroups.com; tholiya@hotmail.com; viralm007@gmail.com
Subject: RE: [menow] FW: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:38:20 -0400

DEAR MR ALOK,
I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE PERSON OF YOUR CALIBER ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT THIS COULD BE THE QUESTION PAPER, ITS A SHAME ON ME AND BELIEVE ME I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF THAT I, FROM MANY YEARS READ OUR POSTINGS, I THINK I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT YOU SIR ARE ANTI- MUSLIM AND NOT A STATESMAN, SO THEREFORE I REQUEST YOU TO REMOVE ME FROM YOUR MAILING LIST.
I AM SURE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PROVE THIS POSTING AND THE NAME USED IN THIS SO CALLED PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER CLEARLY INDICATED THAT YOU ARE ANTI MUSLIM AND ANTI PAKISTANI, I REALLY DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE  AN ANTI PAKISTANI, BUT PLEASE DO NOT HURT THE SENTIMENTS OF YOUR OWN  MUSLIM BROTHER HOOD ACROSS THE WORLD.

SERIOUSLY YOURS....



shanu


From: tholiya@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:04:47 +0530
Subject: [menow] FW: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER


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Subject: PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
From: viralm007@gmail.com
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PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER
i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda group .
iii) AK 47's and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may keep their daggers, revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Math Exam Time: 3 hours
Maximum Marks: 100
All questions are compulsory.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wives in his house. Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a drug seller. Prices per gram of marijuana, Hasish, haroine and LSD are 50, 60, 70, 80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buy more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim, a buyer gets Rupaye 7 discount per gram, find out the grams of LHD he bought.
3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time. Find the percentage deformation of the ball due to tampering in a one day series match against India in which Imran bowled 9.4 overs.
4. zxcvbn has a Company named Al ghjkklll Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are businessman in Delhi, 20% are cricket players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in Calcutta . If ISD charges are Rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month, find out the number of cinema stars in Mumbai, threatened in that particular month.
5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47, one Ak 49, one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Rugroots after training. One Ak 47 costs 100$; one Ak 49 costs 150 $, a Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 50 $, a grenade is for 3 $ per piece, a pack of RDX Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are lost or shunted out while training. Find the amt. of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt. has to provide each year to run such a group.
6. If stability of a democratic Govt. in Pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 + X exp2 -16 = i ; Find out X.
7. Probability of a Pakistani Prime Minister to be shot is 78 %. Probability of a Military General to be shot is 42%. Find the joint probability of a Prime Minister to be shot who is also a Military General.
8. Find out geometrically the area of Pakhtunistan using PI Theorem with Osama Bin Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786, instead of 3.14.....), if Pakhtunistan is taken as a heptagon.
9. A 'GHAURI' controlled missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the missile. The controller decides to steer srtraight to Kargil all the time during the flight. Will the missile ever reach Kargil? What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the missile, where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory of the missile (with respect to the ground, of course) in each of the three cases: k=1, k>1 and k<1.
10. Briefly discuss the explosive effects of "RDX" with example using limit theorem.
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